drive thru employees definitely do not get paid enough for this shit they are sick of your nonsense
the last guy wasn’t even phased omg
Couldnt take a clear picture for some reason. I have everything for this costume but the costume itself. Have to modify my recorder still though #magi #aladdin
People think feminism means that there’s a group of women somewhere that want to take trousers with pockets away from men and give them to women, and give men trousers with fake pockets, while in reality feminism is the general idea that everyone should have trousers with pockets, because pockets are awesome.
My friend decided to bring me stuff she had borrowed from me at 12:30am by leaving it on my porch and texting me: “Yo I left a bag at your front door for you. ” lol I like the little doodle of me
don’t be fuckin rude
This hurts my soul
That last kid in green speaks the damn truth
The kids in these videos always piss me off. They seem to pick the stupidest kids for their videos
australian adverts are slowly becoming my favourite
This rivalry’s heating up.
Fuck. It’s ironic how empty I am because
I swear 6 months ago I had the universe inside
of me but I cried the rivers in my bones dry.
The volcanoes in my chest erupted when you told
me you didn’t love me anymore and lava flooded
my body and hardened till I stopped sleeping.
I had stars in my lungs but I burned them
all out with the cigarettes I was smoking
to get you the fuck out of my throat. The
flowers growing at the bottoms of my
stomach are dead. Apparently you
can’t water flowers with vodka.
I had the sky in my veins but it’s
been pretty fucking stormy since I
ripped them open. I had planets
on the tip of my tongue but
the debris from the shattered
remains of “us” have been
crashing into them. I was
everything. And then I met
you and we were everything.
Now you’re fucking some
blonde girl who gets
high all the time and
I’m a fucking
this is my favorite fucking poem ever ever ever
this is way better than pretty much everything we did in literature.